*Someone needs to tell the director, unrelated worst-of-Tollywood scenes do not a movie make.
*Prabhu Deva can dance. Only if you lyk the cat-on-the-hot-tin-roof type dance movies. 'Superstar' Suraj is known only in Tollywood. Someone please get him a better designer/wardrobe.
*Not so comely Sonakshi Sinha. She really needs to work on those curves/tyres. Not everyone is a Vidya Balan. But then, I guess, Rowdies are known to fall for chubby waistlines.
*Pities Akshay Kumar who hates kids and still is straddled with a ready-made one to take care as his own.
*The scenes where Mumbai's rains act as Kryptonite for the fighting hero and works wonders on headaches/migraines/killer-diseases. Must be the depleted Ozone layer.
*Mishter Rathore lives in an antique shop. Complete with third-hand stuff.
*Prabhu Deva can dance. Only if you lyk the cat-on-the-hot-tin-roof type dance movies. 'Superstar' Suraj is known only in Tollywood. Someone please get him a better designer/wardrobe.
*Not so comely Sonakshi Sinha. She really needs to work on those curves/tyres. Not everyone is a Vidya Balan. But then, I guess, Rowdies are known to fall for chubby waistlines.
*Pities Akshay Kumar who hates kids and still is straddled with a ready-made one to take care as his own.
*The scenes where Mumbai's rains act as Kryptonite for the fighting hero and works wonders on headaches/migraines/killer-diseases. Must be the depleted Ozone layer.
*Mishter Rathore lives in an antique shop. Complete with third-hand stuff.
*Overdose of the "Thakrele hai" act. P.S. - Fullhouse was also very much a flop.
*Ek aur set of twins? Majhra kya hai, boss?
*Aila! Haven't the villains heard of the killer Mumbai monsoons?
*The movie should have been made in 3D. That way the blood and gore would have looked even more gruesome.
*I have been wondering, how in the wide world do the Gaowalas from mid-Maharasthra speak Bihari? (Do not try the displacement/migration card with me.)
*Everytime Akshay Kumar opens his mouth he maarofies lines such as, "Are you comedying me?", "Don't angry me!" or Arnold Schwarzenegger typish "I'm back!" the full theatre erupts in whistles, claps, catcalls and what not. None for Sonakshi 'babyfat' Sinha, but.*BTW, one of the baddies (the Baldie) resembles someone from OhFish. Exact Caaapy!
*Akshay Kumar pulls off the pink flourescent pants with "Aflatoon'
*The word 'jhaangi'. First attained fame in Damini. Now repeatedly yelled in Rowdy Rathore. For translation use Google.
*Police beating baddie* (mind you, not a single drop of blood)AK - "Bund kyun kiya? Aaj Sunday hai?"
*Sonakshi Sinha's one dialogue - "Saand ke bhaesh me kukkar."
*Chinta Cheeta Cheeta. Chinta Cheeta Cheeta.*Vigorous hand-movements with the beats.
*And not to forget, Big Boss baniyans ka full-on advertisement courtesy AK.
Thou art forewarned.
*Ek aur set of twins? Majhra kya hai, boss?
*Aila! Haven't the villains heard of the killer Mumbai monsoons?
*The movie should have been made in 3D. That way the blood and gore would have looked even more gruesome.
*I have been wondering, how in the wide world do the Gaowalas from mid-Maharasthra speak Bihari? (Do not try the displacement/migration card with me.)
*Everytime Akshay Kumar opens his mouth he maarofies lines such as, "Are you comedying me?", "Don't angry me!" or Arnold Schwarzenegger typish "I'm back!" the full theatre erupts in whistles, claps, catcalls and what not. None for Sonakshi 'babyfat' Sinha, but.*BTW, one of the baddies (the Baldie) resembles someone from OhFish. Exact Caaapy!
*Akshay Kumar pulls off the pink flourescent pants with "Aflatoon'
*The word 'jhaangi'. First attained fame in Damini. Now repeatedly yelled in Rowdy Rathore. For translation use Google.
*Police beating baddie* (mind you, not a single drop of blood)AK - "Bund kyun kiya? Aaj Sunday hai?"
*Sonakshi Sinha's one dialogue - "Saand ke bhaesh me kukkar."
*Chinta Cheeta Cheeta. Chinta Cheeta Cheeta.*Vigorous hand-movements with the beats.
*And not to forget, Big Boss baniyans ka full-on advertisement courtesy AK.
Thou art forewarned.
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