Dogs do rule ! Cats just drool!

Some wise chap once said that pets are the solution to loneliness. Dogs? Yes! Cats? Naaah! Old grannies still do keep cats, but then how many of us find grannies any fun? They kill tiny vermin, you say. Murderers, I call them. On the topic of being of adorable, kittens may still be called cute, but then all pups are cuter! (Unlike all babies!)

A bad-tempered person is referred to as a ‘bag of cats’. If you copy someone’s answer sheet, you get labeled a ‘copycat’. If you are cranky, you are a ‘sourpuss’. Think about it, curiosity always kills the inquisitive cats but never the sniffing dogs. Would you rather cat around and live a fairly aimless life or cherish a dog’s life, the simpler way out.

If you are lost in the woods who would you prefer to go to for help? Good ol’ Lassie or the lazy Garfield? Who does a detective like TinTin want around with him? Snowy or TopCat? Who would you rather wake up to? A cheerful dog or a mewling cat?
If a thief breaks in, how many cats would bark the house down?

A dog is the only thing on this earth that would love you more than it self. They are the first to welcome and the foremost to defend. Their unconditional love is unquestionable. No cat would ever wag their tail when they see you. The fact of the matter is that dogs adore and cats ignore!

So you think you own a cat? Think again! A dog would say, “You pet me, You feed me, You shelter me, and You love me. You must be God." Whereas the cat’s intrinsic belief is described as, "you pet Me, you feed Me, you shelter Me, and you love Me. I must be God."

“Dogs rule! Cats are fools!” Dogs can outrun cats any day. Seriously, I would like to see a cat herding cattle. It is easier to train the brattiest of dogs than the quirkiest of cats! Police forces, the military, the army, they all call upon the senses of a dog to help them out. When has a cat, officially, or otherwise, been of any help to humanity?

They lick themselves, cough up hairballs, abhor water, hence, are never clean.
Egyptians may have worshipped the mundane creatures, but thousands of years later, they still prefer to be waited upon!

I rest my case!