The amount of work pending is inversely proportional to the minutes/hours the cab will depart in.
1. The Hanger Ons - Will jump from one cab to the other. Subject to which ever departs first.
2. The Silent Shotgunners - Eye the front seat with vengeance. Do a victory dance after they have won their fave spot.
3. The Window-Seaters - Known to puke if not seated by their fave rolled-down window. Not subject to the cold/heat/tornado/wild beasts.
4. The Phone-a-Frienders - Will talk about everything under the sun. Daily soap operas. From discussions about best friend's closest neighbour's foreign-staying sister's hairdresser's kittens to who is hooking up with whom.
5. Late Lateefs - Always keep the cab waiting because they are forever stuck in the stairwell. Or the 17 floors elevators. Or so they would have us believe.
6. The Complaint Ogres - Believe in firing a mail for every lil' and not-so-lil' issue. The driver has empty Bisleri bottles in the back - Complaint. The Windows don't roll down enough - complaint along with a picture of the accused window attached.
PS - If you haven't travelled by your office cab yet then you haven't achieved anything substantial in life.
1. The Hanger Ons - Will jump from one cab to the other. Subject to which ever departs first.
2. The Silent Shotgunners - Eye the front seat with vengeance. Do a victory dance after they have won their fave spot.
3. The Window-Seaters - Known to puke if not seated by their fave rolled-down window. Not subject to the cold/heat/tornado/wild beasts.
4. The Phone-a-Frienders - Will talk about everything under the sun. Daily soap operas. From discussions about best friend's closest neighbour's foreign-staying sister's hairdresser's kittens to who is hooking up with whom.
5. Late Lateefs - Always keep the cab waiting because they are forever stuck in the stairwell. Or the 17 floors elevators. Or so they would have us believe.
6. The Complaint Ogres - Believe in firing a mail for every lil' and not-so-lil' issue. The driver has empty Bisleri bottles in the back - Complaint. The Windows don't roll down enough - complaint along with a picture of the accused window attached.
PS - If you haven't travelled by your office cab yet then you haven't achieved anything substantial in life.
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