"How to get over a Heartbreak" aka "How to pretend to get over a Heartbreak"

"How to get over a Heartbreak" aka "How to pretend to get over a Heartbreak"

1. Do NOT listen to the gazillion of love songs. They are all out to get you.
2. Do not curse mankind. Hate it. With vehemence.
3. Do not become a Man-Hater. Be a misanthropist, instead. Its cooler.
4. Memorise this – Once a JackAss, Always a JackAss.
5. Explaining does NOT help.
6. Stay away from knives, scissors, matches, etcetera. Trust me, they hurt.
7. That moth that flaps its black wings over your heart and does not let you breathe... It is NOT going away. Ever.
8. Accept it. Face it.
9. Cry. Bawl. Sob. Snivel. Wail. Weep. Whimper. Howl. Holler. Yowl. It won’t help.
10. In the words of one wise guy, “How do you face rejection? Get used to it!”

Kapish??? Naaaaaaah!