The Ajabness of Prem

Ajab Prem ki Ghazab Kahani
had everything in it. Supposedly.
Picturesque locations, Beautiful Faces, Awesome clothes, Predictable Dialogues, Chorofied Music, Advertisements (PEPSI, Slice, Bacardi Breezer), Jesus and a sheep.
Salman also decided to drop in and use his Katrina's-hawt-and-she's-my-GirlFriend-card.
Tarzan (or was it Indiana Jones?)-wannabe scenes.
Kidnapping techniques being discussed in detail.
Characters who go missing in the middle of a scene.
A not required Upen Patel.
Gansters without bullets.
(Seriously, was that supposed to be funny ??? =O )
...the only thing lacking was a Kahani !
I looked everywhere, from the title which was a veritable Tongue-Twister to Prem and Jenny's Stamerrin'...
I just couldn't, for the lyf of me, find a story!!!

I was planning to throw up but the cute lil' girl in front of me was busy using the seat as a cradle. I didn't wish to spoil the one engaging event in the whole hall.

Btw, I am officially bored of Ranbir Kapoor's Goodie-Two-Shoes-Act.
But the adorable expressions still make me go weak in the knees~ (Courtesy -His Momma Dearest!)
Being the President of Happy Club had him in an even more cheerful mood than ever before. That Prem chap was truly weirdly Ajab! *rolls her eyes*

Also Bollywood needs to oh-so-berry much stop the cliche act about Christian Girls!
Just coz Katrina cannot converse in Hindi does not mean everyone else cannot either!
Also, not every Christian damsel works in the Library.
and certainly they dont just roam around in teeny-weeny clothes in cold weather (especially when the rest of the cast is in Mufflers!)
Come to think about it, I dont really mind the bit about the ahmazing dressing sense but! =P

I did lyk the way they changed/merged scenes. Was just a tad bit refreshing.
For some strange reason, everyone seemed to be laughing at the oh-so-Charlie-Chaplain-meets-Laurel-and-Hardy-wannabe scenes.
Tu Jaane Na song's setting was Ghazab! I could live in that icy paradise!

The Ajabness of Prem, hence explained.
( At least I tried to! )

P.S.- Christian Weddings do NOT necessarily mean a Public Display of Affection.
Trust me on that one~ ;)