Omingosh!!!

I just do not get the mechanics of this system!

For once just hear me out, and you might just end up agreein' with me...

For all the efforts I had put in tryin' to make myself look busy the last three months,
The only tym I was actually doing something or anything worthwhile was the tym spent on gettin' ready for Vacation Bible School.
And then the VBS itself.
But thats just about it!

Come May 25th...
and I was back to being lost without any particular business.
VBS itself saw me through the first month of my impendin' boredom period.
(read 25th April-25th May)
*Praise the Lord*

But after that, whatever I tried my hand at obviously had to be an utter loss.
*The Principles of Just-Coz'-You-Are-Oh-So-Desperate come into play*

Be it Call Centerin'...
Teachin'...
Bullyin'...(Yus, I believe that is my true callin')
Bitchin'...
Gossipin'...
Hollidayin'...
MonsterJobbin'...
Everything decided to risk my utmost Hancockish anger and displease me to no end.
*Hmph*


...But Duh!!!
Hold on to that Sphinx-lyk smiles of yours for just another moment...

I did mange to get busy! =D
Ofcourse, I left no innocent or nocent soul out of my happiness and declared my *Workin'* status ASAhumanlyP.

Verdict~
I am now a ***Teacher*** at the EPN Learnin' Hour Institute.
I teach the funny man's language to highly suspicious 8th+9th+10th graders.
Btw, I have even tricked the people ova there to pay me while torturin' the kids!

*Pure Evil Laughter*