Hail the Prezzie~

24th of swelterin' July, circa 2008

I,
Mademoiselle-
...Baxter
...Mukti Baxter
...Rhema Mukti Baxter

was clapped into becomin' the President of the English Literary Society!!!

*The boastin' part is hundred percent real*

But this is where the so-called-glory ends...

Being the President of a majorly Studious Departmental Society means
~Gettin' people to relax and enjoy their department through activities which they oh-so-dont-wanna-participate-in...
~Tryin' to make everyone see not just the silver linnin' but conning them into imaginin' a golden one as well...
~Bribin' the different sets of people to pretend to lyk each other.
~Makin' use of Groupism to promote the Department and not to end up doing a Crab/Crap-Tale.
~Takin' blame for everything that goes wrong which is waaaaaay to looooooong and indecent a list to include here.
~Givin' credit to each person who might have worked for the various events for anything in the range of 5 minimicroseconds to 5 days.
~Gettin' labelled the BlackSheep of the class while actually being the ScapeGoat of the Department.
~Torturin' all my friends into workin' soooooo hard that they detest being called my friends.
~Havin' nightmares of failin' in just about everything related to marks+University+results+the works... and then realisin' that those were not dreams---> rather plain ol' reality.
~Cryin'+cursin' myself for eva havin' wanted to become President.
~Sighin' a lot.
~Smilin' + shoutin' for no reason.(Not necessarily at the same tym)
+Blaaaaaaaaaah Bleeeeeeeeh Bleeeeeeeeep...

P.S.
~Realisin' that whateva said and done... I still love being the President. =D
(not really in a sadistic way)

Omingosh!!!

I just do not get the mechanics of this system!

For once just hear me out, and you might just end up agreein' with me...

For all the efforts I had put in tryin' to make myself look busy the last three months,
The only tym I was actually doing something or anything worthwhile was the tym spent on gettin' ready for Vacation Bible School.
And then the VBS itself.
But thats just about it!

Come May 25th...
and I was back to being lost without any particular business.
VBS itself saw me through the first month of my impendin' boredom period.
(read 25th April-25th May)
*Praise the Lord*

But after that, whatever I tried my hand at obviously had to be an utter loss.
*The Principles of Just-Coz'-You-Are-Oh-So-Desperate come into play*

Be it Call Centerin'...
Teachin'...
Bullyin'...(Yus, I believe that is my true callin')
Bitchin'...
Gossipin'...
Hollidayin'...
MonsterJobbin'...
Everything decided to risk my utmost Hancockish anger and displease me to no end.
*Hmph*


...But Duh!!!
Hold on to that Sphinx-lyk smiles of yours for just another moment...

I did mange to get busy! =D
Ofcourse, I left no innocent or nocent soul out of my happiness and declared my *Workin'* status ASAhumanlyP.

Verdict~
I am now a ***Teacher*** at the EPN Learnin' Hour Institute.
I teach the funny man's language to highly suspicious 8th+9th+10th graders.
Btw, I have even tricked the people ova there to pay me while torturin' the kids!

*Pure Evil Laughter*

The Knowing...

~Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na~

aka

~Know You... Or Know Not~

alias,

~The Knowing~

You say I am obssessed with the Knowin' part??? =O

Check out the tagline yourself...

"So when do you know it is love?"

So much for goodwill...

Btw+FYI,
I am still rootin' for the flick~~~>

*Stuck*

Haaaaaayyyyeeeeeeelllllp!

How does one get ova a cheatin' partner?

DC~"By lettin' go of your past emotions..."
JD~"Forgivin' and forgettin' with deliberation..."
TK~"Becomin' good friends..."
AG~"Acceptin' that you were'nt meant to be..."
JRM~"Blaaaaaaah Bleeeeeeeeh Bleeeeeeep"

My own take in such scenarios...???

"Bitchin' with the Sautan!"

Sounds vaguely Bollywoodish?
Reminiscent of the age-ol' ultra mushy drama?
Delightfully Kabhi-Sautan-Kabhi-Saheli saga typish?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Awwwwww come on,
He cheated on her as well...
So what could go wrong in plannin' a movie with the "other lady" even if the intention was just to catch a glimpse of what made the guy fall so hard for her?

*Sigh*

I am still waitin' for explanations...

Real Busy Pretendin' to be nice...

Thats one tough nutty bean to crack and chew and still enjoy~

Btw, I miss playin' Old Maid~
Now that I am back to being one myself...

*Seniordom*
Now that I am a Super-Senior ,
I have nothin' better to do than to go around declarin' that all those who are takin' admissions this year happen to have unknowingly and unwittingly become the luckiest creatures eva!
*considerin' there are no English Entrances for DU this year... it does sound like I am being bitchy!* =P

...But I have my reasons...
Look at poor ol' me...

Hardly eva a quiet day
Busy at college all day long
Hardly eva attendin' classes
Always upto some or the other activity
Societies+departments+admissions+freshers+farewells+lotsa other oohlaala...
Conclusion:- Never eva get tym to get bored... =(

So let me just appreciate Joise and the Pussycats a lil' more and get back to pretendin' to be nice!