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...Arrey dekho...
Woh chala gaya!
And now that n009 has padharofied...
I might as well write something.

Justifyin' my Randomness Quotient.
*I am majorly bored*
*I have truckloads to study*
*My left eye hurts*
*I suspect I am in Lub*
*Florentyna-the-Cow is starin' at me*
*sufferin' from Calcium deficiency*
*hopin' someone gifts me a SonyEricsson*
*I am wide-awake*
*Plagiarism sukhs*
*Brilliantly Clueless*
*Missin' Free Messagin'*
*Wearin' Pink+Purple*
*Comparin' the virtue of Smilin' vs Frownin*
*Busy shiverin' in the so-called Non-Existent-Cold*
*Wonderin'... Why do birds suddenly appear?*
*Starin' back at Florentyna*
*Two-Timin' the PC with a Book*
*Yawnin' moderately*
*I am also spoilt for choice b/w RR and CJ*
*Pretendin' the above statement holds true*
...
and Voila!
Atlast
...
*Feelin' Shleeeeeeepy*

Lets see if this gets past the IP Censor Board.

"An eye for an eye will turn the world blind"
Not courtesy Gandhi, but Christ.

Kids are searchin' for their burnt parents...
Families are yearnin' for their slaughtered ones...
Nuns are pleadin' for their vows of abstinance to be respected
Priests are questionin' if they will even get a decent burial...

If by any sheer chance you happen to be a Christian in Orissa...
You get to become a martyr for Christ by being murdered, killed, castrated, raped, lynched...
*Take your pick*

At these times,I would say, "Chuck the right to religion! All we are askin' for is the right to live - the first among the basic rights in our democracy."

...DEMOCRACY...
"India is my country.
All Indians are my brothers and sisters..."
That, lil' couplet is from your School Pledge of Integrity.
Add to that, the fact, that the Right to Religion is as essential as any other right and the oft forgotten statment that India somehow just happens to be the largest Democracy in the world and we have our first catastrophic dilemma of the day.

Why are thousands in Orissa being subjected to unspeakable atrocities in the name of "cleansin'-the-evil-out-of-the-land"?
Call it a colonial hangover...
Accept it or denounce it...
But the fact remains that Christians have played a major part in establishin' good educational, medical and what-not-institutions throughout the Indian Subcontinent.
But is anyone listenin'? ...and even if you are,are you hearin'?

Responding to the allegations of forced conversions in tribal areas is highly infuriating an act because such accusations only belittle the tribals as lacking in judgement themselves. Also Half the crowd involved in the rampagin' doesnt even realise that it was'nt the "Christians" who killed Swami Laxamananda Saraswati.The Maoist leader, Sabyasachi Panda, claimed responsibility for the death of the Swami
The Maoists have accepted the blame...
But who cares???

Its not like the Christians are silent either.
There have been statements issued by the various Christian organisations condemnin' the killin' of the Swami.Christian organizations all over India are also busy denouncing the inaction of the government of Orissa, and of the central government.They are especially asking for the prohibition of radical Hindu groups, The VHP, the RSS (Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh), the BD (Bajrang Dal) have the objective of eliminating minorities and all religions other than Hinduism. They find their political expression and protection in the BJP (Bharatiya Janata Party), currently in the opposition in the confederation, but in power in Orissa.

For those lost in their own blissful urban worlds... Welcome to reality!
I myself have witnessed marches in the Capital City of India where people have been shoutin' slogans like "Kick the Christians Out!", "Make India Christian-Free".
I have at all times, been an avid believer of the right to expression.
But when the person in front detests me for being born in a Christian family and wishes to chuck me out of my own motherland ...
*That*
Yes, that is the point, when I start realisin' that my belief that the other person's right to freedom ended where my nose began might actually be a myth.


For the uninitiated, Umasankar Acharya of Bajrang Dal summarized the motive of the anti-Christian violence...
"We will get the whole Hindu nation together and whoever stands against the rights of Hindus, we will finish them... India has always been, is and forever will be a Hindu nation."

"Look into my eyes
Tell me what you see
You don't see a damn thing
'cause you (still) can't relate to me..."
~Outlandish

We Still Love You

Attacks against Christians, especially in India, had been on the rise...
But it was only when the Steins' burnin' alive happened that people's eyes were opened to the stark reality...

Christians are being persecuted.
Not just for their faith and belief...
but also for the "undeniably shameful" act of being a Christ follower.





I have been slapped in public for havin' ommitted the offence of the century of being a Christian...
I have been humiliated enough to take off the cross I was wearin' ...
I may have been satirised+laughed at+ poked fun at+ embarrassed by my acquaintances...

But does this in any which way give me the right to murder, kill, castrate, rape, lynch anyone...???

Not accordin' to the Indian law, but that doesnt seem to deter the people in Orissa.

There are thousands in Orissa right now who are being subjected to unspeakable atrocities in the name of "cleansin'-the-evil-out-of-the-land".

But I cant help but get just a teeny weeny bit sceptical about the fact that does being a Christian in today's tym worth the hardship at all?


Is India still sufferin' from a Colonial hangova?
Does the term 'Right to Freedom of Religion' in the Indian Fundamental Rights not mean anything at all?
Have we, the people, of the largest democracy forgotten our School Pledge of Integrity?

India is my country.
All Indians are my brothers and sisters.
I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage.
I shall always try to be worthy of it.
I shall always give my parents, teachers and all elders respect and treat everyone with courtesy.
To my country and my people I pledge my devotion.
In their well-being and prosperity, lies my happiness.

Another couplet which was recited in my school's mornin' assembly was...

The Prayer of St. Francis of Assissi

Make me a channel of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me bring your love
Where there is injury, Your pardon Lord
And where there is doubt, true faith in You.

Oh Master, grant that I may never seek
So much to be consoled, as to console,
To be understood as to understand
To be loved as to love with all my soul.

Make me a channel of your peace,
Where there is despair, let me bring Your hope
Where there is darkness, Lord Your shining light.
Where there is sadness, ever joy !

Where has this Love gone now???

"Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake,
For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake.
Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you."

~Mark 5.10-12

Ping Ping...

Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDum!
Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDaDum!

Dont ask me why,
I keep starin' at the sky...
Curiosity,
has got a hold of me...
And I just need to fly away~

Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDum!
Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDaDum!

Someday,
Somewhere...
He will come for me,
And I will fly away~

Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDum!
Ping Ping Ping...
Ping Ping Ping...
DeeDaDum!

Today...
I'm here.
But no one's actually sure...
Where tomorrow will be...

Kal tha...
Aaj hai...
Aaagey ka hoga ji...
Jaana toh sabko hai he hai~

I'm waitin'...
will always be...
For Him to take me away~

*Inspired by FFH's ~Fly~*

Hail the Prezzie~

24th of swelterin' July, circa 2008

I,
Mademoiselle-
...Baxter
...Mukti Baxter
...Rhema Mukti Baxter

was clapped into becomin' the President of the English Literary Society!!!

*The boastin' part is hundred percent real*

But this is where the so-called-glory ends...

Being the President of a majorly Studious Departmental Society means
~Gettin' people to relax and enjoy their department through activities which they oh-so-dont-wanna-participate-in...
~Tryin' to make everyone see not just the silver linnin' but conning them into imaginin' a golden one as well...
~Bribin' the different sets of people to pretend to lyk each other.
~Makin' use of Groupism to promote the Department and not to end up doing a Crab/Crap-Tale.
~Takin' blame for everything that goes wrong which is waaaaaay to looooooong and indecent a list to include here.
~Givin' credit to each person who might have worked for the various events for anything in the range of 5 minimicroseconds to 5 days.
~Gettin' labelled the BlackSheep of the class while actually being the ScapeGoat of the Department.
~Torturin' all my friends into workin' soooooo hard that they detest being called my friends.
~Havin' nightmares of failin' in just about everything related to marks+University+results+the works... and then realisin' that those were not dreams---> rather plain ol' reality.
~Cryin'+cursin' myself for eva havin' wanted to become President.
~Sighin' a lot.
~Smilin' + shoutin' for no reason.(Not necessarily at the same tym)
+Blaaaaaaaaaah Bleeeeeeeeh Bleeeeeeeeep...

P.S.
~Realisin' that whateva said and done... I still love being the President. =D
(not really in a sadistic way)

Omingosh!!!

I just do not get the mechanics of this system!

For once just hear me out, and you might just end up agreein' with me...

For all the efforts I had put in tryin' to make myself look busy the last three months,
The only tym I was actually doing something or anything worthwhile was the tym spent on gettin' ready for Vacation Bible School.
And then the VBS itself.
But thats just about it!

Come May 25th...
and I was back to being lost without any particular business.
VBS itself saw me through the first month of my impendin' boredom period.
(read 25th April-25th May)
*Praise the Lord*

But after that, whatever I tried my hand at obviously had to be an utter loss.
*The Principles of Just-Coz'-You-Are-Oh-So-Desperate come into play*

Be it Call Centerin'...
Teachin'...
Bullyin'...(Yus, I believe that is my true callin')
Bitchin'...
Gossipin'...
Hollidayin'...
MonsterJobbin'...
Everything decided to risk my utmost Hancockish anger and displease me to no end.
*Hmph*


...But Duh!!!
Hold on to that Sphinx-lyk smiles of yours for just another moment...

I did mange to get busy! =D
Ofcourse, I left no innocent or nocent soul out of my happiness and declared my *Workin'* status ASAhumanlyP.

Verdict~
I am now a ***Teacher*** at the EPN Learnin' Hour Institute.
I teach the funny man's language to highly suspicious 8th+9th+10th graders.
Btw, I have even tricked the people ova there to pay me while torturin' the kids!

*Pure Evil Laughter*

The Knowing...

~Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na~

aka

~Know You... Or Know Not~

alias,

~The Knowing~

You say I am obssessed with the Knowin' part??? =O

Check out the tagline yourself...

"So when do you know it is love?"

So much for goodwill...

Btw+FYI,
I am still rootin' for the flick~~~>

*Stuck*

Haaaaaayyyyeeeeeeelllllp!

How does one get ova a cheatin' partner?

DC~"By lettin' go of your past emotions..."
JD~"Forgivin' and forgettin' with deliberation..."
TK~"Becomin' good friends..."
AG~"Acceptin' that you were'nt meant to be..."
JRM~"Blaaaaaaah Bleeeeeeeeh Bleeeeeeep"

My own take in such scenarios...???

"Bitchin' with the Sautan!"

Sounds vaguely Bollywoodish?
Reminiscent of the age-ol' ultra mushy drama?
Delightfully Kabhi-Sautan-Kabhi-Saheli saga typish?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Awwwwww come on,
He cheated on her as well...
So what could go wrong in plannin' a movie with the "other lady" even if the intention was just to catch a glimpse of what made the guy fall so hard for her?

*Sigh*

I am still waitin' for explanations...

Real Busy Pretendin' to be nice...

Thats one tough nutty bean to crack and chew and still enjoy~

Btw, I miss playin' Old Maid~
Now that I am back to being one myself...

*Seniordom*
Now that I am a Super-Senior ,
I have nothin' better to do than to go around declarin' that all those who are takin' admissions this year happen to have unknowingly and unwittingly become the luckiest creatures eva!
*considerin' there are no English Entrances for DU this year... it does sound like I am being bitchy!* =P

...But I have my reasons...
Look at poor ol' me...

Hardly eva a quiet day
Busy at college all day long
Hardly eva attendin' classes
Always upto some or the other activity
Societies+departments+admissions+freshers+farewells+lotsa other oohlaala...
Conclusion:- Never eva get tym to get bored... =(

So let me just appreciate Joise and the Pussycats a lil' more and get back to pretendin' to be nice!

Sarang Haeyo~

"...Sarang Haeyo~"
*Gibberish???*
Well to all those who don't know Korean it ought to be~

And for the Hindi-speakin' crowd...
How does Race's "Pehli Nazar" sound?

Well the difference between the songs (apart from the language and settin')
is...
*Voila!*
(A Pepe Jeans ka button free)
~Zilch~
~Blanko~
~Uno minus Uno~

For the zealous (unlyk me)
I have Control+Ced and Control+Ved the Lyrics...
Just in case you had the audacity to doubt my intent in exposin' the Pritam fellow.

"itcheumeseo neol saranghaedo toeni aju chokeumui na pumeseonal namgyeodugo tteona kantamyoen nae mam apeungeo charal chanha saranghaeyo tashi shijak haeyo himteul keman haesston keudae chimanI love my friend neo animyon andwaeUri sarangeun chonghaejyo peorin ingeol neol himteulgehan nunmul kkajido ijen naega cheonbu kapeulkkeyo naega kippeungeon noui keu useumi chikeum nal talma issta neungeosarang haeyo keudae maneul nal himteulge haessteon keudae chiman sarang haeyo neo animyon andwae modeungeol ijgo haengbok hageman haechul kkeyosaranghaeyo tashi shijak haeyo himteul keman haesston keudae chimanI love my friend neo animyon andwaeUri sarangeun chonghaejyo peorin unmyongiya... "

Btw,
for the uninitiated,
"Sarang Hae yo" means...
"I Lub thee" =D

Seriously In No Particular Order

*Statutory Warnin' *
~Any resemblance to actual events might in reality not be a figment of my imagination~

Date : 16th September, '07
Venue : North Campus, Delhi University

Grotesque, Gory, Gross...
The infamous Protest that brought forward remarks like,
"...Delhi Girls don't know how to behave like Indian Girls..."
"...And where all did they (The Accused) touch you... ??? !!! "
My Own Personal Fave ---> "...You are still in First Year... You will get used to it by the time you pass out..."
The Incident which showcased the flight of Two Thousand Girls.
The Act which marked the clash of Helpful-Wannabe-Politicians and the Not-So-Helpful-Wannabe-Politicians and the Not-So-Helpful-Politicians.
Which brought about Unheard Acts of Random Kindness.
The truth is,
Violence and Justice
You can't have one without the other...
IPites oh-so-wanted the above statement to be proved wrong...
But did the Promised Wonderland Agitation bring out any wonders or did it just open another one of Pandora's Hence-Proved-Existent Boxes???
And the answer to that is... "Elementary, my dear IPites! "
---We Walked,
We Protested,
We Agitated the Heck out of the Guardians of the Society...
And...
And then...
*Zilch*
Back to fulfillin' our designated roles of a Gaggle of Giggly Girls...
I personally happened to be one of those Shout-Create-A-Lot-Of-Fuss
And then fizzled out with the first hols~
(Just like a couple of Thousand others)
It started off with a Bang which could have competed with the Big Bang if only we knew the whereabouts of the actual one takin' place.
The benefits were amazin'...
Attendence for classes which never took place.
Three glorious days of hols for students who did'nt care a damn! (Yup! There are always quite a few of those.)
While the rest just about managed to get their hyper selves blown into some semblance of democratic appeal-like status.
There we were producin' slogans,
churnin' out those controversially brilliant posters which lit up every television screen.
LCD or otherwise.
Creativity was at it its utmost highest~
*Just In A Day's Work*