Frequently Un-Asked Questions (FUQs)

The questions which everyone wants to ask but no one ever voices aloud.

(In no particular order.)

1. What are my break timings?
2. How many breaks do I get?
3. Does paid leave include siesta tym?
4. What free stuff can I take home?
5. Do I get to pick which days I wanna work?
6. Can I tweet "Overheard at the Water-Cooler" conversations?
7. How long can an hour-long break last?
8. When do I get promoted?
9. Do incentives include vouchers to all the happening water-holes?
10. Where is the party tonight?